Well...LoL...the lingo seems to vary quite a bit...

I think when it comes down to it if an angler is going to report on their day, they will say whatever they want, truth or fiction, sad but true. Myself, if I post a report, which is rare, I will make it completely accurate. I cannot compromise my integrity by lying or fabricating stories. I wouldn't feel good about myself. I would feel no satisfaction fabricating a story just to sound like I know what I'm doing, in the end the poster knows the truth of their account, and they have to live with that. I wouldn't be able to feel good at all juicing up stories just to gratify some percieved sense of skill or what not if I didn't get into or beach any fish that day.
Having said that, if you ever do see a report from me I would use these terms to describe a day:
Got into one = Had a fish on for a decent fight
Beached it = bonked a hatchery
Tailed it = Brought one to hand and released it
Lost it = the fish won the fight
Touched a fish = Had a definite take, with headshakes, but failed on the hookset or it spat the hook within a few secs
Didn't touch a fish all day = skunked
Sorry, no pics = Released the fish quickly, rather than handling it for the extra time it takes to get a picture
These terms would be used interchangeably with their definitions, and often I will elaborate on conditions, ie visibility, water height, what was used and anything else interesting about the day...
For those anglers who like to juice things up in their reports, feel free to gratify your fragile ego's by making yourself out to be more successful than you are, I could care less, this isn't a place to brag, it's a venue to share, learn and grow with regards to the sport.
If you feel you have to brag or lie when you can't brag, you're in this for the wrong reasons...you know who you are

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For those of you who tell it like it is, well, good on ya...integrity is everything.
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