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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #600 on: February 24, 2011, 09:12:05 PM »


flames have sent home the casucks a number of times in the post season and look forward to seeing it happen again!


As have the Canucks. Remember Pavel Bure ? Remember Geoff Courtenay ? ;D ;D
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #601 on: February 24, 2011, 09:13:03 PM »

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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #602 on: February 24, 2011, 09:42:45 PM »

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DONT MIND THE LOGO.I AM NOT A CANUCK FAN! I LOST A BET AND I HAVE TO HAVE THIS UGLY AVATAR TILL DEC 18TH.

GO LEAFS!

Hey rhino,  its Feb 24th.  I think you must really be a closet Canucklehead.
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #603 on: February 24, 2011, 09:51:35 PM »

Despite their protestions we are all Canucks even Rhino and Chris  :D
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #604 on: February 25, 2011, 03:39:35 PM »

Hey rhino,  its Feb 24th.  I think you must really be a closet Canucklehead.

Thanks for the reminder of the date. :P :P
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #605 on: February 25, 2011, 03:53:22 PM »

Once upon a time long, long, ago there was a season when neither the Leafs nor the Canadiens made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual, that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams because of their great rivalry. So, they decided on a weeklong ice fishing competition. The team that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win.

So on a cold northern Ontario lake near Pointe Aux Baril, they began their contest.

The first day after 8 hours of fishing the Canadiens had caught 100 fish and the Leafs had 0.

At the end of the second day the Canadiens had caught 200 fish and the Leafs had 0.

That evening the Leafs coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place." The next morning he dressed one of his players in Canadien colours and sent him over to their camp as a spy.

At the end of the day the disguised player came back to report to the coach. The coach asked "Well, how about it, are they cheating?"

"They sure are," the player reported, "They're cutting holes in the ice". ;D ;D ;D

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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #606 on: February 25, 2011, 04:07:14 PM »

Once upon a time long, long, ago there was a season when neither the Leafs nor the Canadiens made the post season playoffs. It seemed so unusual, that the management of both teams got together and decided that there should be some sort of competition between the two teams because of their great rivalry. So, they decided on a weeklong ice fishing competition. The team that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win.

So on a cold northern Ontario lake near Pointe Aux Baril, they began their contest.

The first day after 8 hours of fishing the Canadiens had caught 100 fish and the Leafs had 0.

At the end of the second day the Canadiens had caught 200 fish and the Leafs had 0.

That evening the Leafs coach got his team together and said, "I suspect some kind of cheating is taking place." The next morning he dressed one of his players in Canadien colours and sent him over to their camp as a spy.

At the end of the day the disguised player came back to report to the coach. The coach asked "Well, how about it, are they cheating?"

"They sure are," the player reported, "They're cutting holes in the ice". ;D ;D ;D
:D :D :D :D
That is GREAT Chris.  Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #607 on: February 25, 2011, 04:43:15 PM »

Very good Chris. Now we know the Leafs can't play hockey and ice fish ;D Perhaps you can teach them badminton. They're available in early April.
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #608 on: February 25, 2011, 07:41:29 PM »

Gadsden,
For that one, I hope the hockey team you cheer for makes the playoffs.  ;D
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #609 on: February 26, 2011, 12:25:59 PM »

tonight i will regrettably have to cheer for the casucks and montreal to win. :(

GO LEAFS! ;D ;D
What a great team we have!
ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING RIGHT OVER THE PENS!


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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #610 on: February 26, 2011, 02:19:26 PM »

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WHY DO THE CASUCKS HAVE A GOLF CLUB AS THIER LOGO? OH RIGHT... CAUSE THE CHOKE ALL THE TIME!

Or maybe its because you found a logo a then photo-shopped it.  The old canucks logo (the one on their retro jersey) is a hockey stick over a rink that makes a C for Canucks.  It is a classic logo and looks like this:

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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #611 on: February 26, 2011, 03:12:18 PM »

tonight i will regrettably have to cheer for the casucks and montreal to win. :(

GO LEAFS! ;D ;D
What a great team we have!
ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING RIGHT OVER THE PENS!


Pretty sad when you have to depend on other teams to do the work for you. ;)
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #612 on: February 26, 2011, 03:55:36 PM »

Pretty sad when you have to depend on other teams to do the work for you. ;)

Not sad at all. Il take whatever positive thing I can get  ;D
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #613 on: February 26, 2011, 08:00:06 PM »

tonight i will regrettably have to cheer for the casucks and montreal to win. :(

GO LEAFS! ;D ;D
What a great team we have!
ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING RIGHT OVER THE PENS!


Well Montreal won and the Canucks are leading after the 1st period. Too bad the Griefs couldn't help themselves by squandering a lead to lose in the shootout. What a grate team they have. :D
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Re: NHL Smack Talk 10-11
« Reply #614 on: February 26, 2011, 08:36:25 PM »

 Thrilled with one nice point against the once mighty Pens. ;D ;D ;D