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Xgolfman

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Tuesdays joke of the day..
« on: January 30, 2007, 03:57:45 PM »

Yeah it's old but....from one of my homeboys...

 A Michigan man was stopped by the DNR in Northeast Michigan recently
>with
> > two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known
>for
> > its fishing.
> >
> > The DNR officer asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
>fish?"
> >
> > "Naw, my friend, I ain't got no license. These here are my pet fish."
> >
> > "Pet fish?"
> >
> > "Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let 'em swim'
> > round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice
> > chest and I take 'em home."
> >
> > "That's a bunch of BS! Fish can't do that!"
> >
> > The man looked at the DNR officer for a moment and then said, "It's the
> > truth. I'll show you. It really works."
> >
> > "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
> >
> > The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
> >
> > After several minutes, the DNR officer turned to him and said, "Well?"
> >
> > "Well, what?" said the man.
> >
> > "When are you going to call them back?"
> >
> > "Call who back?"
> >
> > "The FISH!"
> >
> > "What fish?"
> >
> >
> > ... We in Michigan may not be as smart as some, but we're not as dumb as
> > most.

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Re: Tuesdays joke of the day..
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2007, 03:59:27 PM »

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Tuesdays joke of the day..
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2007, 04:03:44 PM »

ahah
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Re: Tuesdays joke of the day..
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2007, 04:09:12 PM »

 ;D  ;D I've heard it before exept with a lobster but it's a good one :D
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Re: Tuesdays joke of the day..
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2007, 04:17:44 PM »

haha good one :P
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Re: Tuesdays joke of the day..
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2007, 04:24:57 PM »

That Joke is almost as old as you X  ;)
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Re: Tuesdays joke of the day..
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2007, 06:23:48 PM »

That Joke is almost as old as you X  ;)

Maybe older..but I still laugh...next stop..depends..

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Re: Tuesdays joke of the day..
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2007, 08:00:31 PM »

That Joke is almost as old as you X  ;)

Maybe older..but I still laugh...next stop..depends..

Depends on what? lol  ;D ;D .
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