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DragonSpeed

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NFR: Texans
« on: August 01, 2006, 09:50:42 PM »
Two Texas hunters from Austin hired a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose.  They bagged six.  As they started loading the plane for the return trip home, the pilot tells them the plane can take only three moose.

The two Texans objected strongly.  "Last year we shot six moose and the pilot let us put them all on board; he had the same kind of plane as yours." 

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.

Unfortunately, even on full power the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down a few minutes after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck, Bubba asked Wally, "Any idea where we are?"

Wally replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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Re: NFR: Texans
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2006, 09:55:19 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D  Classic!! ;D
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Re: NFR: Texans
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2006, 10:53:44 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: NFR: Texans
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2006, 01:34:36 PM »
haha :P
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Re: NFR: Texans
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2006, 10:01:31 PM »
good one DS ,I will have remember that one at our hunting camp in the fall.
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Re: NFR: Texans
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2006, 10:28:22 PM »
Very good. :)
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Re: NFR: Texans
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2006, 07:54:01 AM »
 ;D ;D a classic for sure made my morning ;D ;D thanx for the laugh 8)
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