Paper bag sales are going through the roof
If the Leafs held an honor night for past Leaf greats before an up coming game word is Henderson,Johnny Bower,Keon,Sittler on & on may have brown paper bags over their heads as they walked the red carpet at centre ice.
( to hide their red faces )

Oh we're on a great teasing roll now & think the USA late night talk shows will start cracking jokes on the Leafs soon.

( they do not want to pick on the sickly ex mayor )
Sure happy that Chris is a "good sport".
Guess he sits back & remembers the many Stanley Cups & asks where is the Canucks Cup ?