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Fishing in British Columbia => General Discussion => Topic started by: cohokid on March 05, 2007, 05:57:42 PM

Title: Tempatures.
Post by: cohokid on March 05, 2007, 05:57:42 PM
The last ones for you maple leaf lovers


The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50º Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32º Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60º Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100º Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173º Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460º Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"

-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: Hook Set on March 05, 2007, 06:56:01 PM
ahahaha thats good. I really like the last one, so true. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: TrophyHunter on March 05, 2007, 06:59:27 PM
Awesome, I especially agree with the last one too  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: Fish Assassin on March 05, 2007, 07:18:31 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: chris gadsden on March 05, 2007, 07:20:16 PM
 ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: mojoman on March 05, 2007, 07:51:00 PM
ahhhh yes...that ol' line....tis similar to this one.....seems a young boy was bein' abused by his parents...when asked by the judge who he would like to live with...he calmly replied  "the Canuks"...when asked by the judge why them...the young man smiled and said..."the Canuks never beat anyone"...... :D :D :D

mojo  ;D
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: Fish Assassin on March 05, 2007, 08:08:10 PM
They beat the Laughs. ;)
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: Big Steel on March 05, 2007, 08:09:54 PM
They beat the Laughs. ;)
Badly and 2 years in a row!! ;D
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: Fish Assassin on March 05, 2007, 08:25:30 PM
And they beat them in the playoffs several years back. Of course Mojoman and the rest of the Laugh fans will conveniently forget that ever happened. ;D
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: Blue Heron on March 05, 2007, 08:47:40 PM
(http://www.smileypad.com/v224/Happy/Crowd-Grin.gif) As long as the cup comes back to Canada.
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: mojoman on March 05, 2007, 10:23:24 PM
(http://www.smileypad.com/v224/Happy/Crowd-Grin.gif) As long as the cup comes back to Canada.



hmmm...how little you know about me...sure...you guys have a team this year...except for secondary scoring...and yes...you did defeat us awhile back in the playoffs....and yes...its been 40 years....but for life of me can't figure out why these are all you say...never any really good input...just the same lamentations over and over...gimme somethin' to debate with...not mumbo-jumbo...;))))



mojo


opps...was in responce to FA...;)))
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: Fish Assassin on March 05, 2007, 10:50:07 PM
just the same lamentations over and over...gimme somethin' to debate with...not mumbo-jumbo...;))))

You mean the same line you've been spewing on here about how many cups the Laughs have won ? Ancient history :D
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: mojoman on March 05, 2007, 11:10:37 PM
just the same lamentations over and over...gimme somethin' to debate with...not mumbo-jumbo...;))))

You mean the same line you've been spewing on here about how many cups the Laughs have won ? Ancient history :D


there ya go....is pointless I guess...carry on


mojo
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: Big Steel on March 05, 2007, 11:17:32 PM
I am staying out of this one, as I wasn't alive the last time the Laughs won the cup. ;D
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: mojoman on March 06, 2007, 05:41:08 AM
I am staying out of this one, as I wasn't alive the last time the Laughs won the cup. ;D


gee BS...I was kinda countin' on some intelligent posts from you...fill yer boots budz...;)))



mojo
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: troutbreath on March 06, 2007, 07:17:43 AM
Toronto and Vancouver are good sports. They let other teams have the cup without blubbering all over the ice. I heard the game was fixed anyway, to let more people buy tickets in the States. So if that wasn't happening these two teams would always be in the playoffs  ;) SO far this year comparing my steelhead success to be on a team ....I'm on the Canucks.
Title: Re: Tempatures.
Post by: mojoman on March 06, 2007, 07:32:17 AM
the Canuks have an opportunity this year for sure....but I believe their lack of finishing will kill them...hope I'm wrong...the Leafs are in a dogfight with 7 other teams for the last 2 playoff spots...so our success will depend on not only on our own fortune...but other teams' success or failure as well...at least JFJ didn't get suckered into another draft pick for a rental a la Quinn years...we'll be a stronger team next season.....;)))



mojo