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British Columbia Sport & Outdoor Lounge => Sport Chat => Topic started by: cohokid on March 09, 2006, 05:29:24 PM

Title: For the hockey players.
Post by: cohokid on March 09, 2006, 05:29:24 PM

seeing I play hockey I like this theses. expecially 13  ;)


The 15 Hockey Commandments
1. Thou shalt not have no other sports before thee.
2. Thou shalt take the name of the Lord Scotty Bowman, in vain (without fear of getting benched, scratched, or traded).
3. Thou shalt not throw the puck blindly up the middle.
4. Thou shalt not shoot pucks at the goalie's head during warm-ups.
5. Thou shalt honor copenhagen and skoal.
6. Thou shalt honor thy blue line and thy crease.
7. Thou shalt not enter the nuetral zone with thy head down
8. Thou shalt not throw sticks (unless thou wants to hurt thyself or see the rest of thy game from thy locker room).
9. Thou shalt not back down from a fight.
10. Thou shalt not disobey veterans.
11. Thou shalt not take stupid penalties in the third period.
12. Thou shalt drink beer.
13.Thou shalt not root for the maple leafs.
14 Thou shalt take thy man and not thy puck.
15 Thou shalt not lust after broads on the Jumbo Tron unless thy sloots have very large breasts.

Title: Re: For the hockey players.
Post by: Fish Assassin on March 09, 2006, 06:42:01 PM

I especially like #13 ;D

Title: Re: For the hockey players.
Post by: TrophyHunter on March 14, 2006, 11:39:42 AM

yep # 13 is the best !! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
hey Chris what do you think of 13?