Well after reading that I can't help wondering how you'd fare being submerged in a deep oxygen depleted hole in the Fraser for some indeterminate length of time? If Pamela Anderson came to your rescue, removed her t-shirt and pressed your face tight between her bosoms would you be revived? Strange Things may be going on underneath the surface of such events! Does the vision of her Baywatch boobs wake you in the night leaving you wondering where your youth and vitality have gone? Perhaps it is the effects of sleep apnea? These are things to think about the next time you get a midnight snack from the same fridge in which you hide your secret sturgeon bait.
I appreciated a 20's year old Pamela.
Ralph, your rant tells me you've recently been in the sun a little too long.
I'm not sure what Pamela's boobs have to do with anything other than you seem focused on them. We used to play against Pamela a fair bit in slow pitch tournaments back before that Labatt's Blue poster caught the attention of a "talent" scout and she went onto Baywatch stardom. She's used her celebrity status to bring attention to PETA causes. Pamela still catches peoples attention and she's still a nice person but her days in the glamorous spotlight are behind her now.
Anyways, If people knew about the suffering sturgeon in Hatzic mud hole, perhaps something could have been done to rescue the beast - but since it's too late - it's too late.
Ralph, I'm still unsure what you were squawking about but I'm glad you got that off your chest - clearly it was weighing heavy on you. Take care.