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[mastercaster]

>>Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
>>>during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
>>>
>>>1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from   Bulgaria .
>>>I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
>>>
>>>
>>>2.
>>>Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
>>>personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
>>>
>>>
>>>3.
>>>Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
>>>and father.'
>>>
>>>4.
>>>Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
>>>in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
>>>
>>>5
>>>Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can
>>>expect the same thing again.'
>>>
>>>
>>>6.
>>>Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
>>>it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
>>>
>>>
>>>7.
>>>At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
>>>IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
>>>
>>>
>>>8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.
>>>It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
>>>
>>>
>>>9.
>>>Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
>>>that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
>>>them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
>>>
>>

[Fish Assassin]

Where's number 10 ?

[mastercaster]

Where's number 10 ?

Inflation...10 has been reduced to 9 until there is an improvement in the economy.

Good eye for detail  BTW...I didn't even notice there was only nine when I cut and pasted them on here.  Guess I was too busy laughing at these foot in mouth quotes.