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Fishing in British Columbia => General Discussion => Topic started by: flyrod on January 11, 2013, 05:03:38 PM

Title: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: flyrod on January 11, 2013, 05:03:38 PM
I was on the river ice fishing attempting to cut a hole in the ice with my new Dart & Tackle Ice Auger, when.........................
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Fish Assassin on January 11, 2013, 07:28:38 PM
.... Rodney and his new born son showed up. Never too early to show the young gun the art of fishing. He proceeded to hack a big hole in the ice and proceeded to bait.....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: chris gadsden on January 11, 2013, 07:38:31 PM
 his barbed hook with just green wool using a bouncing betty as his weight when Nina arrived on the scene and said.....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: kid fisherman on January 11, 2013, 07:52:11 PM
You sure about the misclip, then.....
 :P
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: BCfisherman97 on January 11, 2013, 08:23:22 PM
...proceeded to identify it as a wild, bonking it and hidding it in a bush near by. They continued to fish but Rodney thinks he snags his betty, it turns out to be...
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Fish Assassin on January 11, 2013, 08:27:56 PM
... snakehead that the Master had planted. Rodney promptly bonks it and looking forward to making some delicious fish head soup that he had when he was a kid. All of a sudden a commotion was heard in the bushes......
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: slick vic on January 11, 2013, 08:37:36 PM
A wild cougar!! Hank Patterson once said 'you need to hold your arms high and try to look big when you see a grizzly'. I wonder if this trick works for cougars. So he walks up towards the cougar with his arms high in the air.....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Geff_t on January 11, 2013, 09:04:58 PM
when she jumps him and gives him a big hug and plants a wet one right on the lips. It turns out that the cougar was April Volkey with her spey rod in hand. She quickly says high to everyone, turns to head to the tail out when Nina says "
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: flyrod on January 11, 2013, 09:45:42 PM
Why are we not in Denmark, Rodney??  I asked you if you would get me a great Dane from there and what shows up April; and she's not Danish. What are you doing Rodney???  No, I don't want a Cherry Danish...I really want an apple Fritter from Timmy's.  Look, over there on the Rotary Trail why it is .........
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Rodney on January 11, 2013, 10:37:45 PM
his iPhone, he better moderate the forum before it goes out of control! ;D Wait, is that...
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Fish Assassin on January 11, 2013, 10:41:04 PM
Chris Gadsden the special advisor to the advisor of the Toronto Maple Leafs looking for lost floats and bottles to finance his ...................
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Johnny Canuck on January 11, 2013, 10:56:47 PM
secret addiction to collecting Canucks memorabilia. After getting every last can the river swells and.....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: clarki on January 11, 2013, 11:49:11 PM
multiple posts flood the FWR discussions forum: "Is the river too high too fish?", "When will the river drop so I can fish it?", "What kind of float do I use in high water?", "What kind fish is #11?".  As Johnny Cancuck prepared to respond to all 4 queries, he stroked the shaving cream on his chin and wondered if responding to every post on the internet could be considered a calling. Speaking of calling, who was that yelling outside?  Surely they that realized it was internet posting quiet time! Opening the window, he shouted...
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: CAPTAIN BONK on January 12, 2013, 01:28:39 AM
.... Fish on , get the f"$&@ out of my way ..... Tell the beak below me to put his rod tip up before I beat him like a red headed step child !
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Dave on January 12, 2013, 01:00:23 PM
The fish was landed by af and absolon who by happenstance were fishing together  ...  Crikey af cried, it’s an Atlantic and a beauty! .   Sssh, said absolon, don’t mention this to  ....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: flyrod on January 12, 2013, 08:28:25 PM
Uncle Fred because he is going to design a new float for ice fishing for Atlantics that are special Triploids genetically engineered by Brian Chan and Uncle Nick Nova Scotians fishing in..........
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Athezone on January 13, 2013, 12:02:59 AM
Lake Paul for Jumbo Yellow Perch using maggot's for bait. They say it could be the bait of the future on the Vedder when all of a sudden The Master say's........
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: StillAqua on January 13, 2013, 02:12:04 PM
...I'm getting hungry. I could sure go for a nice big steaming bowl of sharkfin soup. The only problem is.....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Geff_t on January 13, 2013, 05:23:28 PM
Cookies will not serve it. Oh well I will just have to settle for some...
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: flyrod on January 14, 2013, 09:08:24 AM
fishing on the Vedder with the ice melt and the river levels rising quickly I can take TNT's jet boat all the way from The Sumas Pump station up to the......
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: drh on January 14, 2013, 08:02:05 PM
...Meat hole at the Keith Wilson bridge ,just to be bombarded by flying lines,angry fishermen and a flock of wild...
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: gmachine19 on January 16, 2013, 08:52:24 PM
...bouncing betties that hit him on the head. He then shouted...
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: norton on January 16, 2013, 09:23:26 PM
Died , and gone to ......
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: flyrod on January 16, 2013, 10:16:04 PM
Fred's Custom tackle to get some "brain revive tonic" that Fred has been using for years.  Fred is right now down in Cabo checking out his "tonic factory and plantation" to make sure that it is keeping the true and perfect environmental standards that he subscribes to.  But lo and behold, a rare beetle from Cutknife Saskatchewan has made its way all the way down there infesting the premier crop that Fred was looking to harvest this week.  He needed a miracle to save his crop when along came............
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: chris gadsden on January 17, 2013, 08:22:32 AM
.... Abby, Dave and the rest of the pro fish farm guys who said, "you cannot blame the problem on................
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Dave on January 17, 2013, 04:24:28 PM
beetles"!   It's obviously a natural phenomenon and commonly found on wild plants and although extirpation was predicted for this stock of fine Sativa brain tonic, most all plants survived and prospered and were harvested on time, with no gloves used and only a few obligatory hero shots used for the on line blog.  How, you ask, can this be possible when we were told to expect the worst ... well, it seems the data used for this impending disaster was  ....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: bkk on January 17, 2013, 07:07:21 PM
destroyed by fire over a period of months, one little bit at a time until the conclusion was reach by the Liberal govt that....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: Athezone on January 17, 2013, 07:12:16 PM
there was little that could be done and as one observer said. Life goes on and the world will keep on spinning until.......
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: bkk on January 17, 2013, 07:15:13 PM
... the Socalist Hoard breaks down the gate and were all doomed unless ....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: flyrod on January 17, 2013, 07:33:57 PM
BC Family Day Holiday on February 11 arrives a week later in Newfoundland........because......
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: drh on January 17, 2013, 08:06:10 PM
the Atlantics arrive here ,but in the west steelheading is in full swing,beceause....
Title: Re: CHILLIWACK RIVER-Ice Fishing
Post by: norton on January 17, 2013, 08:16:11 PM
The steelheads don't like the Atlantics  and told them not to to spoil their  holiday, and have their holiday a week later because.......