Fishing with Rod Discussion Forum
Fishing in British Columbia => General Discussion => Topic started by: fishgutz63 on November 26, 2010, 06:58:08 AM
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three blondes are sitting by the thompson river holding rods with lines in the water.conservation officer comes up behind them and taps them on the shoulder and says,excuse me ladies ,id like to see your fishing licences please,um we dont have any said the 1st blonde.well if your going to fish ,you need a fishing license says the CO.but officer we arent fishing replied the 2nd blonde,we all have magnets on the end of our lines ,were collecting debris of the bottom of the river.the CO checks their lines and sure enough there were horse shoe magnets tied to the end of each line.well i know of no law against it said the CO go ahead take all the debris you want then ,and with that the CO left, as soon he was out of sight,the 3 blondes started laughing hysterically.what a dumb fish cop the 3rd blonde said to the other two doesnt he know that there are steelhead trout in this river. :D ;D
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What a dumb blondes. There is no steelhead in this river left. ;D ;D :P
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Women vs Game Warden..
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn;
the wife preferred to read.
One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.
Along comes the Game Warden in his boat, pulls up alongside and says, “Good morning, Ma’am. What are you doing?”
“Reading my book,” she replies as she thinks to herself,
“Is this guy blind or what?”
“You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.
“But, Officer, I’m not fishing. Can’t you see that?”
“But you have all this equipment, Ma’am. I’ll have to
take you in and write you up.”
“If you do that I will charge you with rape,” snaps the
irate woman.
“I didn’t even touch you,” moans the warden.
“Yes, that’s true… but you have all the equipment …”
Moral: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read!
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Nice one
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three blondes are sitting by the thompson river holding rods with lines in the water.conservation officer comes up behind them and taps them on the shoulder and says,excuse me ladies ,id like to see your fishing licences please,um we dont have any said the 1st blonde.well if your going to fish ,you need a fishing license says the CO.but officer we arent fishing replied the 2nd blonde,we all have magnets on the end of our lines ,were collecting debris of the bottom of the river.the CO checks their lines and sure enough there were horse shoe magnets tied to the end of each line.well i know of no law against it said the CO go ahead take all the debris you want then ,and with that the CO left, as soon he was out of sight,the 3 blondes started laughing hysterically.what a dumb fish cop the 3rd blonde said to the other two doesnt he know that there are steelhead trout in this river. :D ;D
Why? The river is closed (at least in the area where steelhead reside).