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Title: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: dennisK on September 24, 2006, 07:53:07 PM
Meh. Bleh and Blah.

In no particular order.

Each a waste.

The Harrisuck was indeed sucky as I needed to almost call the Harrison Fire Department to rescue me from being knee deep in quick sand muck or whatever swamp I stepped in attempting to circumnavigate the area from the bridge onward. Fortunately my muse was handy with 50 feet of rope and a grappling hook saving my enormous my friend. Though very few fish seen and even fewer fisheman - I believe a troll lives there stinking up the place. But many golfers abounded - a salmon caddy would have been useful in my search.

Aggasux bridge similar story minus the melodrama of quicksand but equally fishless. Why do dogs eat rocks? And even more to the point why did that family of gypsies let their dog eat rocks with all the hooks and line nearby. Charles, can you hear me? Meh.

The Cheddar at the usual suspect spots yield embarrasingly little pesches for 4 hours of effort at the lower half. Even the bb's gave up. I did connect with a red tomato which was released long line and 2 chum (pronounced with a silent "h" for halfhearted) who were doing their best impressions of tigers in the autumn years - all tooth and no snarl.

If I could be the Tempest for a time I would only call for one thing - the thing of rain.

Don't bother without a non stop downpour of at least 2 days.

Signing off.
Title: Re: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: Youngin on September 24, 2006, 08:03:30 PM
love your wording :P
Title: Re: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: Spudcote on September 24, 2006, 09:38:30 PM
This is what you would have if Dennis Leary wrote a report ;D :P
Title: Re: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: Grub on September 24, 2006, 10:38:19 PM
OOOOO...K   
Title: Re: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: Pat AV on September 24, 2006, 11:10:52 PM
Dennis

don't talk that way about great rivers.....it is bad fish Karma!

Dont hate the rivers....hate the lack of rain

better luck next time!
Title: Re: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: Nicole on September 25, 2006, 12:20:50 AM
Great report, LOL!

Cheers,
Nicole
Title: Re: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: TrophyHunter on September 25, 2006, 12:43:41 PM
yeah very nicely done :)
too bad you never got into anything worthwhile !!!
Title: Re: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: pepsitrev on September 25, 2006, 08:28:49 PM
(http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/clap.gif) wow what a hell of a good report. made me chuckle. like others have said we need more rain for sure then the fish will begin to show in decent numbers.(http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fsc/cunning.gif)
Title: Re: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: Randog on September 26, 2006, 07:57:27 PM
Very poetic Dennis,  great report.
Title: Re: Cheddar, Harrisucks, Aggasux: Sunday the 24th of September.
Post by: younggun on September 28, 2006, 04:04:35 PM
the capilano, chehalis, vedder, harrison, and amazingly the thompson, all suck this year, no rain is the culperate, but still there should atleast be a few fish!

Oh fish gods please spare ur rath on me!