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[chronic]

well i guess i should start by saying that i work at Red Robin restaurant. I cook on the pantry side of the kitchen. Anyways, it was late around 11 or so and my buddy and i were really bored cuz it was dead, nearly an empty restuarant. We're talking about planning some early April Fool's pranks this soon and he tells me he'll give me a couple bucks if i slam back a shot of melted butter. Being the moron i am, i did it. I dont know why i did it. Maybe it was pure boredom, or being broke but i did it. I defy the rest of you to top my stupidity.

[keithr]

language problems here:  slam back a slab of melted butter = what did you actually do that was so stupid?

[DragonSpeed]

Two possibilities:

1) still hot - Ouch 
2) Grease Highball 

[Jimmy]

YES 

[Athezone]

You got to figure that it would probably be a little hot, but
calling yourself stupid, Nahh. You were just bored, don't be so hard on yourself .

[Gooey]

My vote goes for bored AND dumb....that can be a deadly combination, luckily it wasnt!

Butter melts between 32-36C so hopefully you let it cool down.

[The Gilly]

Believe me, you are not the stupidest (is that a word?) person on this sight.  If that's stupid, then you a saint.  I shant go any further as I plead the 5th.

[blaydRnr]

if that's the extent of your stupidity, you're pretty blessed.

have you ever watched "jackass, the movie"?  NOW, that defines true stupidity!

[The Gilly]

chronic, I just remembered...it should take 12-24 hrs. to digest, so I would stay close to a can if I were you

[Spudcote]

If it makes you feel any brighter, last summer, I tried to plug in a radio after fishing, and got a pretty decent shock (water + electricity = PAIN + numbness). This is the same year I managed to gaff myself... 

Last halooween, me and a few buddies built an 8-ft sling shot in my back yard that could clear my house with a water bomb and land with ~1 accuracy, not a good idea when there are police choppers overhead... 

Anyone else got any du,b experiences they are willing to share ?

I gotta admit, the butter is pretty nasty !!!  What's the reccomended butter intake anyways ? 

[Fish Assassin]

There goes healthy eating !

[Athezone]

Hey Spudcote, U want dumb. When I was ten and far up in a chestnut tree I saw an ordinary yellow garden spider in a web. Well my brother had shown me one in the backyard when I was five but then he had told me it was the dreaded and deadly banana spider. Scared the livin bejeevers outta me and into the house I ran screaming for mama. Fast forward five years and there I am in the tree on the same branch with what I still thot to be the deadliest killers of little kids since early bedtime. Well I backed up and, yep, you guessed it, no branch. Down I fell. My brother Steve on the ground said I hit every branch there was and that when I landed on the picket fence to finish it, thot I was dead. I woke up at VGH strung up like a Thanksgiving turkey. The count. Two broken arms, two broken legs and one fractured back. Dumb, you want dumb. Hey I thot you could trust older brother's when they told you something.

[flyguy44]

8 foot dive into 4 feet of water equals free ride in a van light show included, 10 hours in hospital , a free neckbrace , and a week off work One heck of a stag though

[Fish Assassin]

Ouch !!!

[Sterling C]

When I was yonger and in cubs we had this stupid infatuation with smoking random things we found. Our brightest moment came when we decided to try out koolaid. Just imagine sucking in a lungful of flaming sugar.