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cohokid

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Tempatures.
« on: March 05, 2007, 05:57:42 PM »
The last ones for you maple leaf lovers


The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50º Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35º Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32º Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0º Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60º Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100º Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173º Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460º Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"

-500º Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2007, 06:56:01 PM »
ahahaha thats good. I really like the last one, so true. ;D ;D
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2007, 06:59:27 PM »
Awesome, I especially agree with the last one too  ;D ;D
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2007, 07:18:31 PM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2007, 07:20:16 PM »
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2007, 07:51:00 PM »
ahhhh yes...that ol' line....tis similar to this one.....seems a young boy was bein' abused by his parents...when asked by the judge who he would like to live with...he calmly replied  "the Canuks"...when asked by the judge why them...the young man smiled and said..."the Canuks never beat anyone"...... :D :D :D

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Lou will turn things around with his game and the Canucks will make their way back to the top of their division... Canuck's have a great chance of going all the way this year... maybe you can save this post so I can say I told you so in a couple of months Smiley

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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #6 on: March 05, 2007, 08:08:10 PM »
They beat the Laughs. ;)
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #7 on: March 05, 2007, 08:09:54 PM »
Quote from: Fish Assassin on March 05, 2007, 08:08:10 PM
They beat the Laughs. ;)
Badly and 2 years in a row!! ;D
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2007, 08:25:30 PM »
And they beat them in the playoffs several years back. Of course Mojoman and the rest of the Laugh fans will conveniently forget that ever happened. ;D
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2007, 08:47:40 PM »
As long as the cup comes back to Canada.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2007, 08:51:17 PM by Blue Heron »
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2007, 10:23:24 PM »
Quote from: Blue Heron on March 05, 2007, 08:47:40 PM
As long as the cup comes back to Canada.



hmmm...how little you know about me...sure...you guys have a team this year...except for secondary scoring...and yes...you did defeat us awhile back in the playoffs....and yes...its been 40 years....but for life of me can't figure out why these are all you say...never any really good input...just the same lamentations over and over...gimme somethin' to debate with...not mumbo-jumbo...;))))



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opps...was in responce to FA...;)))
« Last Edit: March 05, 2007, 10:26:03 PM by mojoman »
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Lou will turn things around with his game and the Canucks will make their way back to the top of their division... Canuck's have a great chance of going all the way this year... maybe you can save this post so I can say I told you so in a couple of months Smiley

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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2007, 10:50:07 PM »
Quote from: mojoman on March 05, 2007, 10:23:24 PM
just the same lamentations over and over...gimme somethin' to debate with...not mumbo-jumbo...;))))

You mean the same line you've been spewing on here about how many cups the Laughs have won ? Ancient history :D
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2007, 11:10:37 PM »
Quote from: Fish Assassin on March 05, 2007, 10:50:07 PM
Quote from: mojoman on March 05, 2007, 10:23:24 PM
just the same lamentations over and over...gimme somethin' to debate with...not mumbo-jumbo...;))))

You mean the same line you've been spewing on here about how many cups the Laughs have won ? Ancient history :D


there ya go....is pointless I guess...carry on


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Lou will turn things around with his game and the Canucks will make their way back to the top of their division... Canuck's have a great chance of going all the way this year... maybe you can save this post so I can say I told you so in a couple of months Smiley

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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2007, 11:17:32 PM »
I am staying out of this one, as I wasn't alive the last time the Laughs won the cup. ;D
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Re: Tempatures.
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2007, 05:41:08 AM »
Quote from: Big Steel on March 05, 2007, 11:17:32 PM
I am staying out of this one, as I wasn't alive the last time the Laughs won the cup. ;D


gee BS...I was kinda countin' on some intelligent posts from you...fill yer boots budz...;)))



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Lou will turn things around with his game and the Canucks will make their way back to the top of their division... Canuck's have a great chance of going all the way this year... maybe you can save this post so I can say I told you so in a couple of months Smiley