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chris gadsden

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For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« on: December 03, 2007, 05:52:59 PM »
I am sure FA will like these. ??? I certainly do not. ;D ;D

Q What does Toronto have that Montreal doesn't?

A Black and white photographs of their last Stanley Cup. ::)

Q What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

A They both look good until they hit the ice. ???
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2007, 06:20:03 PM »
So you've give up on the Leafs and become a Candien worshiper?   ;D ;D ;D
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2007, 06:23:35 PM »
Despite his pronouncements, Chris is a die hard Canuck fan. He's too shy to admit it in public. ;D
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chris gadsden

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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2007, 06:26:17 PM »
Quote from: BwiBwi on December 03, 2007, 06:20:03 PM
So you've give up on the Leafs and become a Candien worshiper?   ;D ;D ;D
Never but here is another.

Q Whats the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?

A The cigarette machine has Players. :(
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2007, 07:10:43 PM »
Chris...can't be beLeaf you're slamming your own team!  You either have a better sense of humour than most of us or you've been into the drink or perhaps both?  ;D

Those are some of the better jokes I've heard in awhile. :D  I wonder if  Mojo is LOL?? :D
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 07:18:30 PM »
Quote from: mastercaster on December 03, 2007, 07:10:43 PM
Chris...can't be beLeaf you're slamming your own team!  You either have a better sense of humour than most of us or you've been into the drink or perhaps both?  ;D


Chris been drinking. ;D I too would be drinking if I was supporting the Laughs ;D
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2007, 07:39:36 PM »
Just lighting up the evening a bit, anyway we are rolling right along ;D ;D ;D the last few games 5 points out of 6. ;D ;D ;D

Q Why don't the Leafs drink tea?

A Because the Canadiens have all the cups. ;D ;D
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2007, 08:00:36 PM »
Quote from: mastercaster on December 03, 2007, 07:10:43 PM
Chris...can't be beLeaf you're slamming your own team!  You either have a better sense of humour than most of us or you've been into the drink or perhaps both?  ;D

Those are some of the better jokes I've heard in awhile. :D  I wonder if  Mojo is LOL?? :D


I kin see the humor....but a true fan would never post such drivel....Chris....10 and a game...and a 3 game suspension for self-inflicted humor... ;D



mojo ;)
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Lou will turn things around with his game and the Canucks will make their way back to the top of their division... Canuck's have a great chance of going all the way this year... maybe you can save this post so I can say I told you so in a couple of months Smiley

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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2007, 09:12:03 PM »
Quote from: mojoman on December 03, 2007, 08:00:36 PM
Quote from: mastercaster on December 03, 2007, 07:10:43 PM
Chris...can't be beLeaf you're slamming your own team!  You either have a better sense of humour than most of us or you've been into the drink or perhaps both?  ;D

Those are some of the better jokes I've heard in awhile. :D  I wonder if  Mojo is LOL?? :D


I kin see the humor....but a true fan would never post such drivel....Chris....10 and a game...and a 3 game suspension for self-inflicted humor... ;D



mojo ;)
I was just wanting to keep the those opposition guys off guard, which I have done. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2007, 10:20:08 PM »
What does the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Blue Jays and Raptors have in common ?

They all don't know anything about hockey. ;D
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2007, 10:33:04 PM »
Did you happen to catch that letter to the sports editor in the Sun a few days ago sent in by a young kid.....he was ticked off to hear that the Leaf's dressing room was NFL and none of them were going to the Grey Cup or wouldn't bother even watching it on the tube....the kid said him and his dad never watch Toronto games anymore because they consider the Laughs to be a third rate  team......the sad thing was this kid and his family are originally from the Toronto area.
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2007, 10:41:47 PM »
The young kid and his dad must have seen the light. ;D
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2007, 06:56:25 PM »
You can see the reason I posted the above as after the team read them last night and it motivated the boys tonight as we continued  rolling, rolling, rolling right along. ;D ;D ;D

I would suggest the followers of the team from Vancouver do something also to get their team out of their losing streak. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2007, 08:27:46 PM »
our 1 game losing steak?!   Luongo has more shut outs than the leafs longest winning streak! ;D
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Re: For The Montreal Fans If There Is Any Here
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2007, 08:29:10 PM »
Quote from: THE_ROE_KID on December 04, 2007, 08:27:46 PM
our 1 game losing steak?!   Luongo has more shut outs than the leafs longest winning streak! ;D

 ;D
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