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[rhino]

One cold winter day a couple of kids were playing hockey on Lake
Ontario and a vicious dog ran up and started biting one of the
kids' legs. Thinking fast the other kids took his hockey stick
and started beating the dog until it was dead.
A news reporter for the Toronto Sun was walking by and saw the
entire incident and came runny up to the kids. He pulled out his
memo book and starts writing: "Little Leafs fan saves boy from
vicious dog." The boy said, "I'm not a Leaf fan."
The reporter said, "Oh since you lived in Toronto I just figured
you were," and crosses out what he had written and started to
write again: "Little Blue Jays fan saves boy from vicious dog."
And again the boy said, "I'm not a Blue Jay's fan."
The reporter thinks for a minute and said, "Oh since you live in
Toronto I figured you were either a Jays fan or a Leafs fan, who
do you cheer for?" The boy replied, "I'm a Habs fan." So the
reporter flipped to a different page and started to write:
"Little French bastard kills beloved family pet."

[rhino]

I enjoyed this one even tho im a leaf fan!
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart!!!

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
• Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)
• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
• Italian Cars won't start
• Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
• Distilled water freezes
• Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)
• Hollywood disintegrates.
• Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
• Mt. St. Helens freezes.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
• Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

[Fish Assassin]

I enjoyed this one even tho im a leaf fan!

Nice to see a Leaf fan with a sense of humour. Rare these days.

[chris gadsden]

Remember you can watch the Leaf beat Tampa on your computer at:  ATDHE.NET

[bbronswyk2000]

Remember you can watch the Leaf beat Tampa on your computer at:  ATDHE.NET

So far so good....Down 1-0

[chris gadsden]

So far so good....Down 1-0

The savior has arrived and playing so you know what that means.

[chris gadsden]

Rolling, rolling, rolling right along.

[bbronswyk2000]

Rolling, rolling, rolling right along.

Ya rolling rolling rolling right along to another loss LOL

[mastercaster]

The savior has arrived and playing so you know what that means.

I was surprised to see Kessel get up after Ohlund just about knocked him into tomorrow!  For once a good hit without someone from the opposing team jumping the guy who dished out the good hit!

[Fish Assassin]

The savior has arrived and playing so you know what that means.

Didn't help Chris 

[bbronswyk2000]

So which team is rolling, rolling, rolling? The Leafs? Ummm not so much LOL

The Canucks? Yup right over the Rangers!! 4-1. Thats back to back wins and are now 9-7 with 18 points. Leafs are 1-7-5 with 7 points. HAHAHA!!!!

[chris gadsden]

Once again we were the best team, what a season we are going to have.

[DionJL]

Here is a little math for you Laughs fans.

Over the past four seasons (post lockout) the 8th ranked eastern conference team has on average needed 93 points to make the playoffs. The Leafs have played 13 games and have 7 points. With 69 games to go the Leafs would need to win 40 and lose 6 in OT (40-23-6). 

I hear Burke's already made a tee-time for April.

[chris gadsden]

Here is a little math for you Laughs fans.

Over the past four seasons (post lockout) the 8th ranked eastern conference team has on average needed 93 points to make the playoffs. The Leafs have played 13 games and have 7 points. With 69 games to go the Leafs would need to win 40 and lose 6 in OT (40-23-6). 

I hear Burke's already made a tee-time for April.

We will be in.

[Fish Assassin]

Over the past four seasons (post lockout) the 8th ranked eastern conference team has on average needed 93 points to make the playoffs. The Leafs have played 13 games and have 7 points. With 69 games to go the Leafs would need to win 40 and lose 6 in OT (40-23-6). 

So what is the magic number ?