Fishing with Rod Discussion Forum
Fishing in British Columbia => General Discussion => Topic started by: Xgolfman on May 09, 2006, 09:36:49 PM
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Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in the park in Toronto , when
>>one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy
>>takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the
>>dog's neck.
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>> > A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over
>>to interview the boy. "Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,"
>>he starts writing in his notebook.
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>> > "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied.
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>> > "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were," said the
>>reporter and starts again. "Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific
>>Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
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>> > "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said.
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>> > "I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. "What
>>team, do you root for?" the reporter asked.
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>> > "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said.
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>> > The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little
>>French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."
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hahahha thats a good one.